A Gameslave Short for the Holiday
When the call goes out for a hero I seldom answer. When the masses are in trouble I do not immediately go to their aid. But when I hear my princess is in trouble I stir to action. I travel from castle to castle only to find a toadstool in your place. This does not deter me though, for you are my princess and I will save you. I fight the enemies I make the jumps I defeat the koopas all for you, my princess.
And when I have to learn an instrument and traverse time. When I have to enter temple after temple and solve their death traps I will do so without fail. I do not do this for the gorons, the zora or the kokiri. I do not defeat Ganon and his evil plans for the better of the world. I do it for my princess.
So when there is a danger, when the world is in peril, I am not the hero to seek. But if my princess has been taken let me know, and I will cross the world, galaxies and time to rescue her.